I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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