I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Your cock deserves a montage
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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