He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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