if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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