Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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