she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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