And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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