People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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