Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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