If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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