It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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