Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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