Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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