And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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