I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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