New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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