David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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