I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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