Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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