I can tuck mytits in my pants
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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