OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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