Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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