So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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