you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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