I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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