is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
They have beer where we have blood.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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