Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
