Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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