I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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