This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
it's like iHOP with fire
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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