I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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