When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
