I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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