I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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