...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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