how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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