There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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