kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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