Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
