he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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