WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
third nipple confirmed
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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