This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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