did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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