evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
The convent might be a nice break from real life
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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