I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
