Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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