Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Randomize