please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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