Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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