were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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