Porn is love you can see.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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