i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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