So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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