Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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