We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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