I'm so fucking centered right now
one might say we're banned from that church
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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