What a fucking waste of an outfit
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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