She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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