PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
