I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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